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Total Medals Earned: 1,238 (From 175 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 14,730 Points

Burrito Bison

Medals Earned: 7/8 (400/500 points)

BREAK JAWBREAKER'S JAW! 25 Points

Get a perfect launch 10 times.

OUTLAW! 25 Points

Squash 100 police officers.

CANDYLAND BREAKTHROUGH! 50 Points

Escape Candy Land and return to the Supermarket.

LET'S PRETEND THE FLOOR IS LAVA! 50 Points

Go through the arena without touching the ground.

SWEET IMPACT! 50 Points

Reach past the sky's limit!

MIX THE FLAVOURS! 100 Points

Get at least 1 of each special gummy in a single run.

PANTS ON FIRE! 100 Points

Attain a very high speed.

BUFFED OUT! 100 Points

Upgrade everything to the max!

Burrito Bison Revenge

Medals Earned: 6/8 (190/390 points)

The way the cookie crumbles 5 Points

Beat the crap out of the first opponent!

Bad boy, bad! 10 Points

Beat the crap out of the second opponent!

Terminated 25 Points

Beat the crap out of the third opponent!

+99 LCK 50 Points

Smash a lucky gummy in each of the 4 zones!

Robbing the robbers 50 Points

Break through the giant safe and retrieve your wallet!

To infinity and beyond! 50 Points

Travel a minimum of 15,000 meters in "Survival" mode!

Power junkie 100 Points

Upgrade everything to the max!

Yes, sir! 100 Points

Complete all missions!

Butcherbugs

Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/160 points)

Puberty 10 Points

Destroy the butcher's pituitary gland!

Temporal Lobe 50 Points

Destroy the butcher's temporal lobe!

Ladybugs Knocking Over Deadly Butchers 100 Points

Destroy the butcher's frontal lobe, resulting in total loss of motor control!

Castle Crashing the Beard

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)

Whiskered Away 5 Points

Level Up once.

Fabulous! 25 Points

Reach the maxed out level.

Graven Image 25 Points

Win without hitting a gravestone.

Power Razor 25 Points

Win without losing a life.

The Fast and the Furriest 25 Points

Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)

Beat to a Fulp 50 Points

Defeat The Beard

Castle Crashing the Beard HD

Medals Earned: 4/9 (55/355 points)

Amaranth 10 Points

Level up to the max level

Close Shave 10 Points

Beat the game

Sorbet 10 Points

Defeat Tom's Backup Plan

Hairless 25 Points

Beat the game without a helper

Razor's Edge 50 Points

Beat the game without dying

Shear Dedication 50 Points

Get 12 red coins in one game

The Fast and the Furriest 50 Points

Beat the game in under 5 minutes

Whiskered Away 50 Points

Get the max attack combo chain

Hairbrained 100 Points

Beat the game without getting hit

Charge Newgrounds!

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/35 points)

Charge!! 5 Points

Play Charge Newgrounds!

His Wife Even Told Me They're Having A Kid 5 Points

Complete The Tutorial

3 Hour Truce? 5 Points

Defeat The Enemy Tank On Level 1

Cock Joke 5 Points

Beat Level 1

Go Crunchy Crunchy 10 Points

Run Over Darkman In The Tank On Level 2

Do You Believe Top Gun™ Has Gay Overtones? 5 Points

Beat Level 2

Ching Chong Beautiful

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

Ignorance Isn't Bliss 5 Points

Finish the Tutorial

Ching Champion! 25 Points

Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!

Long Fall 25 Points

Fall a long time for your ancestors

Long Slide 25 Points

Slide a HELLA long time!

Too Close! 25 Points

Save yourself from falling ten times

Big Baby 50 Points

Earn all Platinums on Easy

Meet the Winners 50 Points

Meet all the previous contestants

Brave as a Married Man 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Medium

Seppuku's Soul 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Hard

Chroma Keys

Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/190 points)

Breaking the Ice 10 Points

Score 5,000 points in one game.

Prochacho 25 Points

Score 10,000 points in one game.

Prodigy 50 Points

Score 20,000 points in one game.

Masochistic 100 Points

Score 30,000 points in one game.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Collect

Medals Earned: 5/6 (55/80 points)

First Bounce 5 Points

Bounce with a wall for the first time

First Sign 5 Points

Get the first + sign

Bouncer 10 Points

Bounce at least 5 times simultaneously

Collector 10 Points

Collect at least 80 signs

Experienced 25 Points

Achieve 5000 experience points

Tests Completed 25 Points

Finish all game tests

Color Follower

Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/215 points)

How to? 5 Points

Learn how to play this game, dammit

Freestyler! 5 Points

Play freestyler mode

1 to 5 10 Points

Complete levels 1 to 5

11 to 15 10 Points

Complete levels 11 to 15

6 to 10 10 Points

Complete levels 6 to 10

16 to 20 25 Points

Complete levels 16 to 20

21 to 25 50 Points

Complete levels 21 to 25

All 30 100 Points

Complete all 30 levels to beat the game