Xyresic's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Apathy Day]

I was going to write a review...

but I didn't feel like it.

[: People Pissing Me Off :]

Now this...

This is 10 times funnier than any of those boring snorefest episodes you call the rest of this series. you should have stuck with stuff like this instead of descending into a crappy soap opera about a fat idiotic goth whore.

[Seizure Mouths]

Is... is that it?

I thought something was going to happen. The animation was alright but it probably would have been better if you included some sort of plot.

[MichaelDragon800]

Not funny.

Random humour is only funny if you can pull it off properly. Unfortunately, you didn't. I didn't laugh once. The animation was decent enough I guess.

[Dot Dot Dot - Animated]

Well done.

This really is a great typography animation... One of the best I've seen.

[: Travel Log II :]

*snore*

Oh what, I'm sorry, is it over? Thank god for that. I admit, the entire monologue was actually rather insightful, but apart from that there is nothing to hold this episode together. Or even this entire series. The voice over talent sounds like she's reading her lines while half asleep. There's some infliction, but no emotion. I didn't believe she actually cared about anything she was saying. Also, you're a pretty sorry excuse for an animator. A lazy animator at that. You pretty much just drew a few different arm positions, eye positions and boob jiggles and just tweened them together to suit whatever she was saying. How can you honestly not have improved at any of this stuff since this series began? Even now you still haven't managed to figure out how to lip sync. You'ld think after 8 years there would have been at least some sort of improvement...
And yet it continues being just as drab and unfunny as the first episodes.
Well at least it seems to please the masses of 5 bombing fans you somehow have managed to acquire through black magic or I don't know what.

[Tom Goes Japanese]

Umm....

1) Loading bars. I can't stress this enough, use them.
2) This is literally what, 10 different frames copied and pasted? try to add a little more substance to your flash.
3) If you refuse to use loading bars, lower the quality of the sound clip. That 4.3 MB file size didn't come from the animation.

You get 1 star for the picture of Tom.

nakedxbabe responds:

1. i hate loading bars never ever going to use them i have too much of a low attention spand.
2.i will try but its hard when i want it to loop like a gif like on zuzunza you should check it out.
3. yes it did i am a very detailed artist and i coppied and pasted that spinning things a whole lot! >:(

[Blob Fight (Redux)]

Strange...

Some parts had amazing animation... but others had some pretty sub-par animation compared to the rest. There is something to be said for deadlines, granted, but you could still have polished up a few spots.

Stobak responds:

yea.. some of this i animated months ago.....then it just kinda sat on my hardrive for awhile..then i started working on it again. this was also my first time doing any kind of artwork in flash... I admit some of it needs work.lol
Thanks for the review!

[Hey You! Newgrounder!]

I see what you did there.

My left hand WAS touching my face! How did you know?

Regardless.... this is still spam which should be blammed, therefore you get a 0.
Sorry Xenon...

[: Diet? Tried It! :]

Really?

Why is this series so popular? It's not even funny... If this were submitted by anyone else, it would probably be blammed instantly. The only part I came close to laughing at was Foamy's little boredom rant. That's pretty much the same way I felt about this flash. Bored.