Xyresic's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Inception in about 1 min]

Why did this take ages to make?

Seriously, I could have done this in 2 seconds. UNless you actually FBF'd the van going into the water, which is plain stupid. When I clicked on this, I was expecting somethng more like a summary of the movie in one minute, but this hardly does it justice.

Sethdd responds:

do you really think this would take me ages to make... it took me 1 minute to animate it. probably took me longer just to find the song.

[Urban ninja 2 : Revenge]

Some tips

1. Shape tweens are never cool. Ever.
2. Try slowing down the speed of the text. This is pretty much what I read: "They thought GARBELKFNEicnges Wrong!"
3. You should also take the above tip and apply it to your animation. When your ninja guy got hit with that stick or whatever it was, it happened so fast I barely knew what was happening.

Turtlepoop responds:

Cheers, bud :) (y)

[~Play~]

Good, but too many tweens.

It was good, but sometimes the tweens just stood out so much it took away from the spectacle of the rest of the movie.

RiverJordan responds:

...What tweens? That was a 3D camera moving through 3D space boii!

[Minecraft Pals]

nice.

Focus Lance...
Also, those were pretty good likenesses of the game elements.... are you sure you haven't played it? >:(

JohnnyUtah responds:

i have a huge folder of reference material, im so CHEAP

[24 in 24]

Took a while to get here, but a great project.

Well, I must say I'm impressed. It was a wild ride, but you guys managed to pull it off with aplomb! And more thana few bombs. And pie... and cloud stalkers... Anyhoo, loved every minute of it. 'Specially Michael Bays "Explosion Runner".. cracks me up every time... 5'vd, 10/10 from me. Can't wait until next time, where you must complete a further 24... WITHOUT TWEENS! Mwuahahahaa....

JamesLee responds:

Without Tweens?! You're trying to kill me!

[[KK] Basics Of Life ep1]

Why bother?

Why do you guys get your kicks from spamming? It's not as though you're making anyone angry. You're like trolls, but without the troll part. Well, have fun wasting your own time.

Charcoal125 responds:

I like those sour gummy worm things they're pretty good

[Jseed the spic ep.1]

ugn

"I asume this review will get deleted for not being a 10 out of 10 but you know what at least ill be honest

When it comes to internet cartoons, there is a rule, You dont have to be funny, you just have to think you are funny, a perfect example being this animation.

I dont like this.

Its cheap
its not funny
and it looks like whoever creates them couldnt make an interesting character design even if his life depended on it
and on top of that all of them look like they were made in like an hour

I wonder if it is even worth to talk about why i dont like these really bad cartoons but im pretty sure that nothing is going to change and you will keep producing them so

in a nutshell learn about comedic timing and for the love of god learn to fucking draw and animate

thanks"

... maybe you should think about what you say in your reviews before you go and do the exactly the same things that you criticised about.

Emanhattan responds:

CONGRATS ON GETTING THE POINT OF THE CARTOON

[A Very Retail Christmas]

hahaha!

It was a great flash, and I had no idea what to expect from the title. But you pulled it together great!

DPSGryph responds:

Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it.

[The Random Ransom]

A test?

A test for what? Crapiness? The graphics were shabby to say the least, the sounds were used only until about half way through, and the way you strung it all together was pretty sickening. Try harder next time.

1-ceth responds:

Quite honestly, considering your name, I doubt you could do better. I am an 11 year old. It was just something I did to waste time. Besides, your saying graphics, but there are no graphics in flash! In CGI, Movies, Game Maker and 3DS Max there is but not flash! And I did use sounds all the way! It was also my first time successfully using audio. And you say "The way I strung it all together was pretty sickening"...... THAT WOULD BE WHY IT IS CALLED "RANDOM" RANSOM! Seriously. Besides, 3 "mistakes" as you call them; are not worth giving a zero over.