Total Medals Earned: 1,244 (From 177 different games.) Total Medal Score: 14,845 Points
Medals Earned: 8/8 (150/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/225 points)
Get killed by the lasers
Watch the entire credits scene
Submit your high score
Listen to the entire story
Die ten times
Skip the story midway
Finish under 3:20
Finish under 2:50
Finish under 2:20
Last four minutes without shooting
Kill the boss and save the world
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/8 (20/120 points)
Complete the tutorial levels
Complete level 5
Complete level 10
Finish 5 levels with all the lives
Finish the game if you can
Finish 10 levels with all the lives
Medals Earned: 11/12 (450/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 13/16 (70/90 points)
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"There's nobody here."
Monkeh, monkeh.
Don't harass me its just a reference!
See your new pet fish!
Ur PC is slow
You don't have one.
Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
Purchase an item!
He watches...
Uh oh!
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/240 points)
Beat the 5th wave
Beat the 15th wave
Beat the 30th wave
Die on wave 50
Unlock all in-game achievements
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/160 points)
Complete Level.01.01.
Complete Level 01.12 without any rotations.
Complete the Credits level.
Complete Chapter 1.
Complete Level.02.13 in less than 30 seconds.
Complete Level.03.14 with only one rotation.
Complete Level 01.14 in less than 10 seconds.
Complete Level.02.11 in less than 20 seconds.
Complete Level.03.11 with three or fewer rotations.
Complete Level.02.12 with only one rotation.
Complete Chapter 2.
Complete Chapter 3.
Medals Earned: 3/17 (45/480 points)
Crushing the balloon
Killing King Kong
Crushing the Air Racer
Crushing the Asteroid
Catching 10 Baseballs
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Killing Spiderman
Crushing the tram
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Crushing 65 Containers
Killing 28 Cows
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers
Medals Earned: 10/18 (275/500 points)
Complete 20 levels
Complete 25 levels
Complete 15 levels
Complete 5 levels
Complete 10 levels
Complete lvl 6 on the first pick
Find the secret ammo box on lvl 4
Complete lvl 29
Complete the game with a takeover
Complete lvl 27
Find secret area 3
Find secret area 5
Find secret area 2
Find secret area 1
Find secret area 4
Find the secret island on lvl 13
Find the secret area on lvl 16
Complete the game with a revive
Medals Earned: 12/12 (120/120 points)
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