Xyresic's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Africa Dudes]

Well...

Seeing as how most people are watching this, complaining about its length and/or lack of humor, then voting 10/10 and 5/5 for some inexplicable reason, I'll put it right out there and say... this sucks. Hard. No doubt the endless ass kissing by the star-struck youths are what earned this the front page. C'mon, Stamper. You don't need to do something as pointless as this to be funny. Cock joke popularity is up 400% these days you know. You should be pumping out dem flashes and earning yourself 5's left front and center.

And as for the rest of you:
For shame. Don't you have anything better to do?
'Cept for you JohnnyUtah. This is pretty much what I'd expect from you. :D

[Awesome Reach]

what is this i don't even

But seriously, good job once again ego! I hope your next project gets as much hype as reach did :P

[Minecraft Pals]

nice.

Focus Lance...
Also, those were pretty good likenesses of the game elements.... are you sure you haven't played it? >:(

JohnnyUtah responds:

i have a huge folder of reference material, im so CHEAP

[Astromiau EP 01]

Great!

Can't wait to see more episodes!

[annoucement]

Pretty good, a couple of improvments...

Practise your lip syncing. It makes a movie look much more stylish and professional if you can lip sync your characters well. Also, you should look up some basic actionscript tutorials, and learn how to utilise things like replay buttons and stop commands. For future reference though, this kind of announcement probably should have been put on your userpage rather then made into a flash.

[Desert Eagle]

Instead of making a flash about it...

it would have made more sense to just stick the finished product on the art portal. I give you 2 stars for your masterful picture tracing ability.

[Incident:001A]

gewd

Will it pwn? o ya.

[RedHand]

Great, but at the same time...

It's a pretty good movie, don't get me wrong. Animation, awesome. Music, dramatic. Everything else, stylish.
But the whole "Outcast master warrior, too cool for words, stands with his arms folded, shoots at people with pinpoint accuracy without even looking at them, blah blah blah" thing has been done to death. Literally, death. All throughout this movie, everytime I saw the main guy, everytime I heard him speak, it just made me want to close the movie and rate it 0. Only the intriguing storyline kept me watching, as well as the quality of the animation and music score.
I'm 10/10 this movie only out of good faith that the sequel will be just as good, hopefully better, but still the concept is getting very old.