Xyresic's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Nicolas Cage Wants Cake]

well...

you were right when you said it was retarded... you are a very strange person (as if that weren't already obvious)
...
10/10 from me!

[Neenja 2]

great

i can see this developing into a great series. you should make them a bit longer though, at the moment they are too small. some of the characters are really cheesy though, but i guess that kinda helps along with the story.

also, to anyone who cares, ninja's were originally from japan, often peasants, who mastered special martial arts techniques to use against their enemies, who were confused by their unorthodox methods and ingenious stealth devices and weapons.

[Jseed the spic ep.1]

ugn

"I asume this review will get deleted for not being a 10 out of 10 but you know what at least ill be honest

When it comes to internet cartoons, there is a rule, You dont have to be funny, you just have to think you are funny, a perfect example being this animation.

I dont like this.

Its cheap
its not funny
and it looks like whoever creates them couldnt make an interesting character design even if his life depended on it
and on top of that all of them look like they were made in like an hour

I wonder if it is even worth to talk about why i dont like these really bad cartoons but im pretty sure that nothing is going to change and you will keep producing them so

in a nutshell learn about comedic timing and for the love of god learn to fucking draw and animate

thanks"

... maybe you should think about what you say in your reviews before you go and do the exactly the same things that you criticised about.

Emanhattan responds:

CONGRATS ON GETTING THE POINT OF THE CARTOON

[Make Snacks not War]

great little animation.

i was having a right old chortle to myself, good job!

PS: JayMiles, shut the fuck up you stupid flake. go die in a hole :D

[Avatar - Hot Na'vi Sex]

epic

the soup drinker and the second pair of musical lips had me rofl'ing. i can watch it over and over again and still be laughing by the end.

[Link's Barrel Beat]

meh

i agree with the review below mine... i don't understand why this is at the top of the flash portal. some parts are pretty funny, granted (i lol'd when the guys head exploded,) and the animation is good, but the music get's excrutiatingly annoying after about the 3rd time, and it's not as though the loop itself is anything super original. good job anyway

[Operation: Graveyard]

fantastic

it's refreshing to see a pico movie that can actually tear itself away from the original premise of 'pico at school/ fighting uberkids' unlike so many other generic pico day movies.
Music, animation, and story were all top notch. overall, an awesome pico day submission!

[Left 4 Speed 2]

fucking hilarious

coach was easily the best character.
"he said he wants some good ol' fashioned cola"
"football! Yeah!"
and the spitter part was also funny as hell. good job!

[Pencilmation 11]

pretty good...

the animation and story is as good as it has been in previous episodes, but my one criticism is that it was less "Pencilmation" and more just "mation". You seemed to almost forgoe the pencil entirely, using it only twice in the whole thing.