Xyresic's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[FL Studio Trance D/B Tut!]

Thanks!

Before this tutorial I didn't know how the f*** to use the Peak Controller, the tutorial that comes with FL is crap. I laughed when you added the 4 kick beats and your CPU meter suddenly shot up to 99...

[Destructron]

Average.

The instructions are vague, I had no idea that I had to use the mouse until I finally realised that wierd shape was a crosshair. I even resorted to keyboard mashing at one stage. Try to include instructions that actually HELP. I was originally going to give this a 0 until I found out how to control properly.

rolanfox responds:

Sorry the instructions weren't better, I figured nobody reads instructions anyways they just want to play and use their intuition to figure it out.

[Polygon Racer 3D]

Another faux-3D game.

The 3D feature in Flash was implemented for a reason. Nevertheless, this game is still okay.

[20 Seconds to DIE]

That some damn fine animation.

I'm always surprised that stick figure animators (of all things) usually have such a lifelike animating style. Nothing against stick figure animation, of course...

[ControlCraft]

Excellent.

A great fun game, but please don't be condescending to us. You put those "loading" screens in as an excuse to place an ad. I know for a fact that you were loading nothing. Not from offsite, not from ingame, nothing. Clean up the ads, one ad is quite enough. No one will click on the ads if they feel pressures into it, and having a bajillion ads doesn't get you more revenue. I would have given this a 10/10, but because you have the gall to put in a fake loading screen just so you can include more ads loses you 3 stars.

[Color Carnage]

Great fun, but...

Half the time the lasers didn't appear to be working, as in the flying guys would fly straight through them and not be harmed. Maybe it was just me, the game wasn't lagging or anything.

Besides that, it's an awesome game. Reminds me of the game where you have to make a human body pile as big as possible by shooting zombies.

[Power Puzzle 2]

Good, but still room for improvement.

It looks stylish, and the puzzles are challenging, so no need to change anything there.
However, the wierd zapping noise that you hear when you clear a level needs to be shorter, or you need to implement a stopAllSounds() command in the level select menu. It's annoying.
Also, the addition of some background music would make this game much more enjoyable. If you add in some *GOOD* background music, and perhaps polish up some of the graphics, then this could be a front page winner for sure.

[Phage Wars 2]

Awesome game...

But some of the features semed a little redundant. The graphs usually just went ignored, and I'm not sure how many other players would have used them either.
Regardless, it's still an awesome game, one which I can play over and over again without getting bored.

[K.O.L.M.]

Hehehe...

"So I'm running for my life to the exit, but I still didn't find out what K.O.L.M stood for... maybe I missed something... I'll have to start a new game and take a better look arou- OH, KOLM! Riiiiight..."

[Happy Harvest]

Good except the sounds effects.

Ok, we get that it's on a farm, good. Please for the love of GOD get rid of those annoying looping sounds effects. The music is alright, but just those chicken noises and buzzing shearung clippers and whatnot.